Cock Eyed

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

Cock Eyed by Matoman February 19, 2017

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When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

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A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

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when a woman loves cock so much she can't take her eyes off it.

wow man that bitch is cock eyed!

holey shit she hasn't stopped looking at it sinse I got here, she be cock eyed mother fucker!

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When a man sitcks his penis in another man's eye while he is sleeping. This is usually done at a beer bash or shindig.

This happened when Dusty Robson(FUCKIN DICK!!!!) did this to me while i slept........I HATE HIM

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Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

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1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

cock-eyed by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

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