Cock Eye

an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to.

Mike, who are you looking at, cock eye.

by Jmz March 23, 2003

Cock Eye

Similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock.

"Bruv gave my girlfriend cock eye last night."

by Christopher Golding November 3, 2008

Cock Eye

Cock eye is usually found at last call from ladies using it as a last ditch effort to hook-up in order to avoid going back to the suburbs.
Like the 'fuck-me-look' cock eye is a blurry drunken gaze that tries to appear seductive, but comes across as embarrassing.

Man, that old cougar had a serious case of cock eye. She did not want to go back to Ajax and was willing to do anyone in the process.

by Raphie August 29, 2005

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

Cock eye

A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.

That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest

by juggervape June 7, 2011

Ol Cock Eye

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.

"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before

by indybob October 5, 2009