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cock baller 

someone who sucks on your dick & plays/sucks on/with your balls @ the same time
My fuckin nuts are sweaty as shit yo, that bitch was a cock baller. I think she even tryed to stick her finger up my ass, fuckin ho.
cock baller by HeatheRenee May 8, 2007
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Cock baller 

A person who, with no prior planning, forethought, or regard for policy, proceeds to execute a plan regardless of the outcome. Typically applies to construction or pipeline work.
That cock baller dale just showed up and drank 30 beer.

Call me later, I’m just gonna go cock ball this pipeline quick.

John just cock balled in with his mustang.
Cock baller by Caulk baller October 8, 2021

cock and baller 

a fellatiast who cups and holds the shaft while performing fellatio:0)
guy1:didnt you get some head from chick?
guy2:...yeah..damn good too...shes a cock and baller
guy1:whats that?
guy2:(smiling) dude...she cups and strokes with both hands!..her mom does it too...she comes from a long line of cock and ballers.
cock and baller by rob78d August 24, 2008

cock 'n balled 

When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.
After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.
Word of the Day on March 23, 2012

Cock and balled 

When you get way too wasted on a night out and do regretful activities
Yo bro I got way too cock and balled in the weekend

cock sucking two-balled bitch 

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.
You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch! 

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!
bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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