Cock Siren

Opening your phone and it’s just dick pics in your gallery.

I opened Caitlyn’s phone and the cock siren went off.

by Androgynous February 13, 2020

Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010