1. Someone who acts as if they are sitting on a cock.
2. A garden herb found in the mountains of Siberia.
2. A garden herb found in the mountains of Siberia.
by Maine Brain October 26, 2009
Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.
Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.
by hilliam February 18, 2021
Something you stick your dick inside to make move around. A nymphomaniac. Someone who is very energetic during the act of sexual intercourse. Usually referring to a younger individual
by Wildstar July 23, 2003
A tiny little lady (or man I reckon) that you can grab ahold of and make like a mannequin whilst frigging.
by JimbAround February 01, 2004
A short, trampy girl with curves but a bit of puppy fat.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Did you see that chick dishing out the free samples of diet protein shake? She's such a cock puppet.
by Ridley Amstrad November 01, 2010
A term for a sock like vestige that has been ejaculated into and is now soiled, crusty and dripping stale semen.
Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet, I felt used and dirty; and then he threw me out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.
The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.
The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
by zaprime June 28, 2021