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Cock Pillow 

1. a pillow with a rooster embroidered on it

2. a pillow on which to rest your cock after masturbation or sex
"man I had such rough sex I needed to use my cock pillow for the first time in years"

Cock Pillow 

A Synonym for Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Box, The Beef Curtain, U get it..
I rest my dick in a nice, lovely cock pillow every night before bed.
Cock Pillow by Stoner Buddy >.< April 19, 2010

Cock Pillows 

Desired lips to press ones cock in
Angelina has some amazing cock pillows. I'd love to mouth fuck that!
Cock Pillows by shell hunter December 11, 2011

Northern Cock Pillows 

Another name for the bresticular area of females. Derived from the desirable act of placing ones cock (or Chim Chim) on the aforesaid breast region of the female. The supple squishy material takes the form of pillows, sometimes wet sticky pillows, but pillows none the less.
Billy: If you show me Northern Cock Pillows I will show you and Sixburghbbb Chim Chim.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026