a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.
The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.