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cock juggler 

n. 1. One who juggles male genetalia.
2. Someone who is a little whiny bitch, and won't shut the hell up.
Would you shut the hell up already? You fucking cock juggler!
cock juggler by rick james February 28, 2005

Cock juggler 

A Homosexual or someone who juggles male poultry
Jim: Hey Fred u see that queer on the news today
Fred: yeah dude jesus he looked like a total Cock juggler

Or

Hey look at that man juggling those roosters
Cock juggler by Shawtzy June 1, 2011

Cock Juggler 

A person who juggles cocks. Usually a Dad.
"Look Billy! Your father is a cock juggler! Are you not proud?!"

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.
Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.
cock-juggler by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.
Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Irish cock juggler 

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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