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Cochrane 

A satanic sexual pleasure device worn during the 1800's to increase a mans orgasm. The device houses a hole for the male's penis, aswell as two lead weights on either side. These weights, when pulled up and released, drive into the testicles of the user. The blinding pain, aswell as orgasming, shows the true meaning of "Pain for Pleasure".
However due to health risks of imploding genitails, the fabrication of this device was halted.

Named after its creator, Colm J. Ruddger Cochrane, the Cochrane, or Cock-Ram was a major hit in the opium bars around the time. Only allowed to be preformed in the company of three or more gentleman.
Thou hast seen thyself cochraning on a dubious amount of thine time. 1800's.

My uncle Cyrus tried out an old Cochrane, but after the blood-curdling screams I knew something wasn't quite right.
Cochrane by Caffo November 2, 2008

Cochrane 

A town west of calgary with good views of the rocky Mountains and a good ice cream place
Bruce. I went to cochrane today
Zack. nice
Cochrane by ZACKMAN2007 June 20, 2021

Cochrane fountain City HS 

Just abunch of retards that don't learn jack shit and basically is a prison
Jacob: Mike did you go to cfc
Mike: yea because 1+1=3 I went to Cochrane fountain City HS

Cochrane, Ontario 

I have to leave Cochrane as soon as I can!

John H. Cochrane 

American economist from the University of Chicago. Known for his laughable lack of knowledge on economics, racist blog where he censors comments while claiming to oppose censorship, and complete lack of understanding on fiscal policy, which he often writes embarrassing articles on.
John H. Cochrane is the laughing stock of economists.
John H. Cochrane by pravimag April 7, 2021

Phil Cochrane 

"Phil Cochrane" is derived from the root name for the ancient chinese warrior: Ching Chang Chung. Any individual with this name will possess astonishing cat-like reflexes and ninja skills. Beware of frequent flatulents and offensive olfactory smells.
Phil Cochrane by Lad Albrichson February 9, 2005