Coca-loha 

Da fizzy brown soda-drink dat lei-festooned Hawaiian belles bring you upon arrival at da Islands.

Hawaiians ladies are big on dancing, so if one of dem brings you a big glass of Coca-loha when you arrive, be sure to drink it right away, so dat da caffeine in it will give you some get-up-and-go in case she asks you to dance wif her.

Coca-loha by QuacksO June 30, 2019