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Cobb County, GA

Cobb County, GA is northwest Atlanta. This is the real “nawfside”, contrary to the beliefs of gwinnett, Cherokee county, and north fulton. Cobb is generally divided into 4 parts.

East Cobb is one of the richest areas in the state. It’s majority white, and there are lots of million dollar homes. When most people think of cobb county, this is typically what comes to mind, but all of cobb isn’t like this. The inhabitants privileged and called east cobb snobs.

West Cobb is perhaps the most diverse side of cobb. It includes marietta square, which is boujee, but there are a lot of minorities where west cobb meets south cobb. Likewise, the are a lot of rednecks where it mixes in with Paulding county. The area is like an average upper middle class suburb, though there are some “hoods” scattered.

North cobb gives cobb a bad rep. There are some hood areas and a good amount of low income families, but there are also beautiful rich neighborhoods close to Kennesaw State University and the mall. Lots of racists and drug addicts live here though as well as brainwashed republican blacks.

South Cobb is basically the westside of Atlanta. Zone 1 police comes out here because it’s literally down the street, they just change the street name from hollowell when you leave Atlanta city limits. Because it’s so close to Bankhead and other hoods, there are some gangs and typical inner city activities. Cumberland and Braves stadium are boujee though due to white people who visit from other areas.
Atlanta native: Dem boys from Cobb County, GA. They rich as hell out there, them boys aint bout nun.
Cobb native: .....you mean east cobb.
Cobb County, GA by Sippydrank November 17, 2020
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