An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

Usually meaning that a guy is in the closet about his homosexuality or bisexuality, and is deathly afraid of telling his peers or family, though he fucks guys secretly behind everyones back.

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.