Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach
"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
by Mayar September 19, 2006
An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.
by Dekker July 11, 2008
Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.
by Duffy Darwin September 18, 2006
by ashley November 13, 2004
Usually meaning that a guy is in the closet about his homosexuality or bisexuality, and is deathly afraid of telling his peers or family, though he fucks guys secretly behind everyones back.
GOD! Sean is such a coat hanger fag! I cant fuckin stand it! Why cant he just tell everyone he is bi?
by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster October 21, 2007
Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.
Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?
by StompinBoots June 18, 2009
-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!
by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009