coat hanger 

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

coat hanger by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

coat hanger 

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

coat hanger by gus gus February 25, 2004

coat hanger 

The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"

coat hanger by Jonifrican April 3, 2008

Coat Hanger 

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.

Coat Hanger by killsdogs March 7, 2011

Coat hanger 

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

Coat hanger by Ruhbee! March 5, 2008

coat hanger 

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

coat hanger by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

coat hanger 

a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet

Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?

coat hanger by master baden August 23, 2012