CoD Addict 

Someone who spends all their time playing one of the various versions of the video game Call of Duty, typically Call of Duty 4 or newer games.

Characterized by their favor for profanity and often distinct homosexuality, they differ from their past incarnations as 'Halo gamers' because of all of their jargon. They often use words such as 'Prestige', 'noobtube', and 'no-scope'.

They are also known to buy a new Call of Duty game every year and claim that it is "The best game ever" which is in effect a paradox because there can only be one "best game ever".

Guy 1: *Sigh* I'm really bored...

Guy 2's Mom: What's wrong? Didn't you come over to hang out with junior?

Guy 1: Yeah but he's upstairs being a CoD Addict...

Guy 2: YEAH!!! HEADSHOT, EAT THAT!!!

CoD Addict by ThePaleGuy December 14, 2010

COD Black ops addict 

A person who plays call of duty black ops all the time, usually good at the game.. They swear/scream when they're losing and sometimes begin sweeting. If they get mad enough, they will feel like smashing there controller. They probably dream/daydream about COD. Besides this, they usually talk about black ops at school. They think about playing call of duty after school and sometimes get excited..

1: Hey, what are you doing after school?

2: Playing black ops!!!!!!!

1: Thats what you told me yesterday... You must be a COD Black ops addict!

COD Black ops addict by Pseudonuymm January 18, 2011

Covaddicted 

Becoming addicted to something during covid-19-lockdown.

Shit dude...I'm totally covaddicted to racing on this new indoor bike trainer since being put on lockdown!

Covaddicted by East Tennessee April 14, 2020

Covaddict 

A population, so conditioned by the state and its media proxies, that behaves as if coronavirus is (and always will be) the primary cause of death. They are often stuck in a never ending cycle of neuroticism and typically endorse indefinite lockdown, whilst refusing to acknowledge the damage done to small businesses, individual liberty and healthcare. They believe any dissenting voices that challenge mainstream media are “far right” and should be censored at all costs.

If you watch the BBC, you’re more than likely a Covaddict.

Covaddict by Sunjayroy May 17, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016