Clunge Sponge 

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

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Clunge Sponge by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

Clunge Sponge 

Tampon

Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks

Clunge Sponge by Das Clunge April 21, 2009

Clunge Sponge 

Tampon

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.

Clunge Sponge by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015

Clunge Sponge 

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

Clunge Sponge by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014