Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

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Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks

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Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.

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A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

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