A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
Wanna go clubbing tonight?
by Alianne August 30, 2003
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Better defined as a state of mind instead of an actual place. The CLUB has no limits or rules. In a way it doesn't even exist within time and space. Anything and anyone in or going to the club are relatively easy to spot. They are usually seen twitching vigorously as if they're actually dancing to some kind of tune that's almost incomprehensible to the whole of mankind itself. Some aren't even aware that they are in the process of going to the club.

The CLUB can exist anywhere and anyone can go to it. Which is why it is probably so often compared to 'The Game', except you can't lose because it can only be experienced not played. If The Game was a Chess match then The Club would be the extensively modified area that the board and pieces are placed in. Although experiences differ by user all are rumored to have had the same side effect of hearing some catchy hip hop cover of the intro to 50 CENTS In da club among other club like tunes. Strange indeed but awesome all the while.

Even stranger the fact that the club can remain constant or disappear if only by the mere whim of the person that currently resides within it. All anyone knows for sure is that once at the club or even in the process of going to it...everything else instantly becomes over 9000 times more amazing than anyone ever thought possible.

Though no one knows for sure what triggers the event, there are theories of it most probably being caused by the realization of cosmic WIN.

EPIC is EPIC
Guy #1: What the heck is wrong with that guy he keeps shaking?
Guy #1: Wait, do you hear that?
Guy #2: What? FFFFF-
Guy #2: OH SNAP! He's going to THE CLUB!!!

Guy #1: Crap...my game is glitching up and this guy won't move out of my way oh wtf?!
Guy #2: HAHA! He went to the freakin ccccc- club
Guy #1: Woah! Combo breaker...lol.
by Kali Izanami January 31, 2010
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A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
by James March 7, 2004
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1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.
hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.
by egbdf August 26, 2005
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A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.
Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush.
by XxTokerxX4Life August 7, 2008
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ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!

(happiness for all ensues)
by Steveeee?#@$ April 16, 2008
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The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
My friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last Friday.
by yup September 15, 2003
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