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clown punch 

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.
clown punch by ryan February 26, 2004
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Clown Punch 

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
Clown Punch by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown Punch 

A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.
I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.
Clown Punch by Joy November 19, 2006

clown punch 

A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.
clown punch by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Clown Punch 

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
Clown Punch by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown punch 

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
Clown punch by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

punch clown 

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
David Dreman is such a punch clown!
punch clown by neilr July 10, 2004
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