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Clown Punch 

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
Clown Punch by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown Punch 

A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.
I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.
Clown Punch by Joy November 19, 2006

clown punch 

A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.
clown punch by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Clown Punch 

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
Clown Punch by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown punch 

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
Clown punch by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

punch clown 

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
David Dreman is such a punch clown!
punch clown by neilr July 10, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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