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Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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Clown Punch

A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.
I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.
by Joy November 19, 2006
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clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.
by ryan February 26, 2004
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clown punch

A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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punch clown

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
David Dreman is such a punch clown!
by neilr July 10, 2004
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Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
mugGet the Clown punchmug.

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
mugGet the Clown Punchmug.

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