Clown Pounder Share definition Flag Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless. That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder. Clown Pounder by Kevin Handley July 1, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Clown Pounder mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch