Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

clown dick

A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.

Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.

or

Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.

OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..

by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019

clown dick

Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.

"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"

by Blacbeard July 28, 2005

Clown Dick

1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade

Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."

by A Wiener May 10, 2013

Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick

by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015

Crown Dick

Meant to sound like "Crown Vic," a Crown Dick is a Ford Crown Victoria or person driving a Ford Crown Victoria that is intentionally "tripped out" to look as if it were a police car, with trappings such as large whip antennas, dark tinted glass, plain black steel rims with chrome hubs or baseball caps near the back window to cover supposed concealed red and blue flashers. The "dick" refers to the type of person who might get some kind of rush or false sense of authority or power by coming just shy of posing to be a law enforcement officer and by instilling fear in others who may mistake the car for a police car.

Person 1: Slow down, dude, there's a plain wrapper behind us. Person 2: Chill dude, that's just a Crown Dick poser.

by moe-z September 17, 2010