Clout Jerk

1. When someone wants clout so they jerk you off, they want clout jerk

2. When someone jerks off the clout to get it (flexes their accomplishments)

fred is posting pictures with his "cool friends"

"Fred just wants that clout jerk"

by acough15 October 17, 2018

Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.

Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*

by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018