Closet Boy 

A silly fuck boy that will do anything to bust a nut. Even if it means deep throating 10 inches of gigantic penis.

Hey Robert, if I suck your dick, will you suck mine? Ok Dan, but I thought you had a girlfriend? I do Robert, but I'm a silly queer Closet boy, that secretly likes big fat weiners.

Closet Boy by ClosetBoyDan August 12, 2020

closet boy 

A boy you drag into your closet and is forevermore at your disposal. Coercion is usually involved. Kiss him, pet him, fuck him, cause he's your closet boy.

"You're cute. Wanna be my closet boy?"

closet boy by zenith21 January 17, 2009

closet boy 

An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.

Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.

closet boy by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Closet Boy 

A boy who will not come out as LGBT+ but will abuse people who have.

"Don't listen to him, he's just a closet boy."

Closet Boy by Richab November 23, 2019

closet boy 

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.

Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!

closet boy by _ December 9, 2003

Fall Out of the closet Boy 

an appropriate substitute for the bourgeois brokeback band commonly referred to as F.O.B.

"Aren't you jealous that I scored tix to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
"Do you mean Fall Out of the closet Boy?"

Fall Out of the closet Boy by Nicolette the Great May 5, 2006

Closet Boyfriend 

When a guy dates a girl and they only see eachother at the girl's convenience, hence taking him out of the closet once in a while when needed or to just make the guy feel like he matters, then put back in and forgotten about for an extended period of time. This can also be the other way around too.

-Damn i rarely ever see Mark and Tracy together

-Thats because he's just her closet boyfriend

Closet Boyfriend by some1 who knows June 18, 2008