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Close Quarters Combat 

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.
"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

close quarters syndrome 

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.

Close Quarter Mortar 

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar