Clock

A clock has 2 types. A watch, which you wear and a clock that you hang on the wall. 🕒 tells you the time. Without it, you probably would have been late for everything. It contains 12 numbers. For 12, you'd say '60'. For 6, you'd say '30'. Clocks have two things. The one is for minutes and the other one is for hours. If the long one is at 6, and the short one is at 4, then we would say 'It's 4 O'clock 30'. Clocks usually make the sound 'tick Took'

Clocks tell you time.

3 O'clock 30 3:30

by Explainingwords January 16, 2019

Clock

Someone who does the wrong things at the wrong times or does a completely dumb move. Related to bizzle culture.

Dude Jake is such a clock. He accidentally bizzled with someones preused tip and got an infection.

by BeenBizzlin840 June 21, 2019

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Clock

To shove one's finger(s), usually the index or middle, up another person's rectum while they are still clothed. Generally referred to as "putting on clock" or "being put on clock." Seems to have originated sometime in the year 2001 AD. Practised by few, despised by many, revered by none, "clock" is a dubious part of Pizes Pad OG. If a "clock" is extremely vigorous, it may be dubbed a "Mat-clock."

Raag, help me dude, Fro keeps trying to put me on clock!

by Pize October 13, 2004

Clock

Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL

An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.

Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.

Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."

John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*

by TheRealDuplicity October 29, 2011

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003

Clock

An item you use to to tell what time it is. They can be very decorative, and handy to tell you what time it is.

I like the clock in my house

by lunar shadows January 7, 2005