Clemen

The new curse word sweeping the nation, according to Family Guy. Also, the female's "fourth hole," which is located behind the knee.
See right there, behind the knee? That's where the clemen is.
by famguy1 November 12, 2008
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Clemen

The reproductive organ of a female platypus; usually one of the highest forms of an insult
*Does something stupid in public*
-Hey, look at that clemen over there
by Squiggly Squirel April 03, 2016
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Clemen

-noun
Female ejaculate. A combination of clam and semen. To have been ejaculated on is to have been cleamed.
"That squirter shot clemen at least ten feet through the air!"
"I was eating her out and she cleamed all over my face."
by Harper1652 July 11, 2008
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Clemen

A clementine that has been inserted into a woman's vagina, partially juiced by a penis, hand, or vibrator, and soaked in female, and possibly male, cum.
That was great honey. Now that you're done, how about eating the clemen out of my vagina?
by Dr. End August 07, 2009
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by Alec Kirkman March 18, 2007
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Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.
"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."
by Priestess69 April 14, 2010
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Clemens

Clemens is a kind and humorous guy who is easy to have conversations with. He is passionate about things he gets involved in, whether it is caring for his mentally challenged dog, his art projects or his family. He is intelligent and thoughtful and has a well-round insight on many important issues, which contrasts heavily with his goofy behavior and inability to use drinking straws. He likes to experiment with cooking in the evening and is willing to go to great lenghts to make an interesting dish for dinner, but eats his breakfast on the toilet. He enjoys spending his free time actively, by going on walks, visiting the trampoline house, or skinny-dipping in the pool of his elderly neighbours. He is a sexy and generous lover who isn't afraid to pass gas during sexual intercourse, because he values the comfort of himself and his partner above all else. He enjoys wholesome entertainment figures, like the Moomins or the Pope.
Clemens is so great - he made my sister a painting of her dog.
by pferd.pferdson December 12, 2020
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