Dude 1: (to dude 2) Leave I got to prep for my date
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.