Cle Elum 

An actually nice town but the people in it totally fuck everything over. So town put it simply, a gayass town in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt.

Person: Where do you live? Oh Cle Elum.

Me: It's this GAYASS town in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt.

Cle Elum by Jessica4 June 20, 2009

Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.

I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!

Cle Elum Fire Starter by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019