Claysident 

The President you have when you don't have a President.

Particularly applicable to a certain elderly resident of the White House who trips up on plane stairs, can't find his way off stages and enjoys sniffing young girls' hair.

Origin - The non-alcoholic drink "Claytons", sold in Australia and New Zealand in the 1970s - see the Wikipedia entry about it.

The marketing tagline was "the drink you have when you're not having a drink".

"Man, that guy in the White House is a real Claysident."

Claysident by **##**$$**&&** August 20, 2023

CAPsident 

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.

Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!

CAPsident by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010

Crapsident 

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

Crapsident by Kem mic February 20, 2018

Capsident 

Where a person accidentally speaks using capital letters online or in any other form of text messaging

Kalu: wagwaan
Me: NOTHING MUCH SON
ME: ah shit capsident

Capsident by LegacyDubz September 20, 2012