Claysident 

The President you have when you don't have a President.

Particularly applicable to a certain elderly resident of the White House who trips up on plane stairs, can't find his way off stages and enjoys sniffing young girls' hair.

Origin - The non-alcoholic drink "Claytons", sold in Australia and New Zealand in the 1970s - see the Wikipedia entry about it.

The marketing tagline was "the drink you have when you're not having a drink".

"Man, that guy in the White House is a real Claysident."

Claysident by **##**$$**&&** August 20, 2023

CAPsident 

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.

Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!

CAPsident by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010

Crapsident 

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

Crapsident by Kem mic February 20, 2018

Capsident 

Where a person accidentally speaks using capital letters online or in any other form of text messaging

Kalu: wagwaan
Me: NOTHING MUCH SON
ME: ah shit capsident

Capsident by LegacyDubz September 20, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019