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Claymore Roomba 

The deadliest weapon to ever exist
Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
Claymore Roomba by LForLamo November 20, 2020
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Claymore Roomba 

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.
Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.
Claymore Roomba by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022

Claymore Roomba 

A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.

The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".

The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.

(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
"Oh no! The sticky bandits are back! I better sic the claymore roomba on them this time!"
Claymore Roomba by U735 December 11, 2021

claymore roomba'd 

The act of being blown to kingdom come by a roomba wielding a claymore. Usually affixed via duct tape or whatever else was laying around.
Guy1: You should really buy a security system, it's kind of a rough area
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
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