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Claudios 

Claudios is a very handsome man, very charming and clean, looks very groomed most of the time. Claudios is a very big introvert, he will mostly stick to his video games but when put into social situations, he’s very polite, and will never disrespect a woman. Claudios plays sports but isn’t very good at them...like...at all.
Claudios looks tall and handsome today.

WOW Claudios missed a tackle again!
Claudios by Mike oxsmall December 25, 2019
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Claudios 

Handsome man, Claudios is a name of someone who is charming and handsome but is socially awkward, Claudios would rather play video games than have sex.
Look at Claudios, he’s looking fine...

Bro stop acting like Claudios and go talk to her
Claudios by Bigz1360 January 24, 2020

Lord_Claudius 

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.
Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
Lord_Claudius by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021

doing a Claudius 

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
doing a Claudius by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

Jean Claudio 

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
Jean Claudio by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

Sabrina Claudio 

An R&B goddess who got noticed for her singles like Runnin' thru lovers and Unravel me in 2017.
Have you heard Sabrina Claudio's new single with Whale?

claudio sanchez 

Claudio Sanchez is the gorgeous & ridiculously talented lead singer/guitar player for the best band in the world, (progressive rock) Coheed and Cambria. Born March 12, 1978. He writes the story behind Coheed and Cambria and is not only an amazing wide-ranged vocalist, but an eloquent writer as well. People often take cheap shots at the beautiful Claudio by comparing him to a female, but it really doesn't matter because they're not the ones with 11003294328493's of fans.
"duhuhuh claudio sanchez sounds like a girl"
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."
claudio sanchez by ambellina August 15, 2006