Classic Haley Move
A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.
Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
Classic Haley Move by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 24, 2017
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