by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021
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I've had enough of your claptrap.
by author September 6, 2006
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(n.) The situation where a woman deliberately facilitates pregnancy without her regular partner's consent or knowledge, generally done to secure future financial support from that partner in the form of child support payments. The practice takes advantage of the severely disadvantageous legal climate for fathers of unwanted children.
It is typically done by deliberately ending dosage of birth control medication, but other methods include lying about the timing of the menstrual cycle, sabotaging female contraceptives, or retrieval of semen from discarded condoms.
In extreme circumstances where the couple practices withdrawal as contraceptive, she wraps her legs around her partner at the moment of orgasm and prevents withdrawal before ejaculation occurs.
It is typically done by deliberately ending dosage of birth control medication, but other methods include lying about the timing of the menstrual cycle, sabotaging female contraceptives, or retrieval of semen from discarded condoms.
In extreme circumstances where the couple practices withdrawal as contraceptive, she wraps her legs around her partner at the moment of orgasm and prevents withdrawal before ejaculation occurs.
That bitch Ashley pulled a clamtrap on Brent, she cut up her diaphragm and the paternity test says it's his. He owes her two grand a month for the next 18 years.
by gyruss October 29, 2009
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A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".
A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".
"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.
by Donald Trump III July 29, 2020
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2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.
by Cfire January 20, 2016
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by not claptrap March 8, 2008
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