Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.

Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.

Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.

Cinco de Mayo Eve by Not Mat October 20, 2012

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Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Cinco de Mayo Eve by Not Mat October 19, 2012

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Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant holiday for persons of Mexican heritage celebrated yearly on May 4th. Traditional festivities include wearing a sombrero, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping-out at Taco Bell.

Mat: Hey, you want to go camp-out for Cinco de Mayo Eve at Taco Bell?
Kat: Why?
Mat: So we can get the first tacos on Cinco de Mayo at Taco Bell! Its a cultural obligation.

Cinco de Mayo Eve by TAM TAM November 7, 2012

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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