Cinco! Cinco!

an act in which ten sweaty Mexican migrant workers (with dirt 'staches) named Diego, Esteban, Pancho, Paco, Chico, Alfonso, Juan-Carlos, Pedro, Raul, Sergio. They all take turns gangbanging (five at a time) one migrant wench with a hairy bush. And then rotate to the next group of five.
***MUST BE NAMED ABOVE TO BE ELIGIBLE TO PERFORM CINCO! CINCO!

"Ten migrant workers performed Cinco! Cinco! on me. Those sweaty hombres sure did run a train on me last nite after i passed out in the cornfield... it wasnt all that bad... except for the fact that my ass can now fit ten tamales in it... but all in all... GOATSE!!!"

by Merve Engle May 26, 2007

Cinco de Marcho

Cinco de Marcho is the official holiday that marks the beginning of the 12-day season where you begin training your liver for St. Patty's Day.
It is properly celebrated by combining the rich traditions of both St. Patty's Day and Cinco de Mayo. Learn more at www.cincodemarcho.com

Did you know that Pepe o'Toole is one of the official mascots of Cinco de Marcho?

by Carlos Fantastico! May 11, 2010

Cinco de Mayo

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>

We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez

by J. Myars May 5, 2009

quattro cinco

the spanish word for four people (usually hispanics, but not necessarily so) drowning in quicksand

me: "Yo, heard there was another quattro cinco last night."
you: "Ain't it a bitch"
me: "I'm hungry, how 'bout mexican?"
you: "Dude, I'm fo sum o dat."

by spiderbesideher September 21, 2009

Cinco da Mayo

this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.

juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.

diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise

juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.

diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!

by diegojuanito June 9, 2013

Ocho Cinco Condom

Condom that will catch ANYTHING your johnson shoots

Dam this ocho cinco condom is greatt

by freakalieradf August 27, 2009

cinco de stratford

Cinco de Stratford is a wild street party held in conjunction with Cinco de Mayo at the University of Cincinnati. Occuring annually on Stratford Ave, it has become so violent over the years that cars have been burned and police have shut down the street.

It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.

Dude! Cinco de Stratford was so wicked this year that I went to jail and got kicked out of college too!

by M.T. Sanguin September 14, 2008