A great place to live as long as you avoid the bad parts (theres alot of them). If you know the right people (swear to you its always just a friend of a friend) you go to partys in million dollar houses everyweek, get invited trips around the world.
Friend: Damn dude. You went to the B.V.I.'s again?

Me: Yea man. I have a friend of a friend who gets me down there every year.

Friend: Dude your so lucky you live in Cincinnati!!!
by Y.F.M.D. July 11, 2008
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1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump
Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.
by Esjay December 14, 2004
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State in the Midwest, Not nearly as nice as Kentucky. Everyone in Cincinnati thinks it's better than everywhere else but it's actually a shithole.
Child: what's that smell?

Dad: this is the asshole of America called Cincinnati.
by Fuck you 1234 February 26, 2010
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Famous for riots, shootings, racism, dead black people, acting like the people there are living in Detroit, the cross-town shootout, the Bengals, the Reds, a big river, chili with chocolate in it, and dead black people.
Shaniqua: I'm moving to Cincinnati!
Fred: Jesus Christ woman, your gonna get yourself shot!
by Citizen out to serve other November 4, 2005
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A motherfucking place where everything is boring and sucks. Do not take any invitaton to live here, its terrible
by Thom April 2, 2003
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yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah
Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"
by Dave October 25, 2003
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Porkopolis as in SAUSAGE! If you are a man, masturbation reigns supreme. According to last census, it is only 35% female- and their all married!
No women, no money, no jobs-no equity
by Oriax November 27, 2003
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