Cigna

An accidental meaning of the word Cunt, largely down to predictive text

Them lads today are acting the absolute Cigna

*Cunt

by Nailoh K March 7, 2021

CIGNA

The acronym for yet another profitable insurance company which means, Call In, Get No Answer.

I spent all day calling Grassley, but I was totally CIGNAed

by Narmour & Smith August 22, 2009

Cigna

Irish slang term used for the word Cunt, which originated accidentally largely down to predictive text.

Lads, I can't stand that absolute Cigna...
*Cunt

by Nailoh K March 8, 2021

cianarchist

A person who claims to be an anarchist (usually of the anarcho-communist variety) but holds the same foreign policy views as the US state department. They also share similar social views to giant corporations like google or twitter, and will act as professional snitches for those companies against their shared political opponents, such as right-wingers and real or imagined Nazis.

A CIAnarchist claims to be a left-wing progressive anarchist, but when it comes to North Korea, Venezuela, Syria or Iran, he turns into a neocon. When confronted with a differing opinion online, he turns into snitch against the enemies of neoliberalism.

by V.K Molotov August 13, 2019

Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.

You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"

by BBJ24 June 6, 2015

Human Cigarette Butt

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017