Cigartess

A very fancy cigar. Usually wrapped with a layer of 24 karat gold.

"What r u doing?"
"I am indulging in a Cigartess, my good sir."

by fluidoing February 27, 2026

cigareservation

A Native-American reservation, or a publicly accessible segment thereof, which exists or appears to exist primarily to purvey cheap tobacco products and/or alcohol.

We had to drive two hours out of Vegas to find a halfway decent cigareservation; all the nearer ones have gone upscale.

by Shiney November 27, 2005

CigarWeasel

Defined as a person that has the gifted ability to obtain a cigar from another cigar smoker, manufacturer, cigar shop, etc. for free. Usually requires some crafty guise in some fashion or another to obtain the cigar without coming right out and asking.

CigarWeasel: Hey Chief are you going to be at the show? If so I have heard great things about your cigar would really like to try it.

CigarMaker: Oh thank you for the kind words I will bring some with me and give you one to try! Classic old school CigarWeasel move by the way..

by CigarWeasel July 8, 2011

Cigarisslut

Someone who intentionally fills their oraphices with cigars or other like-shaped objects as a means to achieve sexual conquest in a homosexual manner; someone who likes N~Sync

That dude dressed in drag with the platinum hair is nothing more than a dirty Cigarisslut.

by Commiebomb91 May 2, 2011

Cigarest

A cooler way of saying cigarette butt.

"Wow, how much do you smoke?"
"What do you mean?"
"There's like twenty cigarests here"

by Melvurt June 8, 2017

Clartess

An Anarchist that usually drinks water in kid's glasses. She loves to provoke the police because she's an ACAB. Probably bisexual. She loves to annoy people, but mostly her girlfriend. Has a lot of talent in acting and writing. Smokes a lot of blunts. She loves mojitos but only really well made ones or she'll get mad. She loves sadomasochism, but she's a bottom and she hides it. 100% Fake top energy

" Clartess, pass the joint "
" Clartess, stop trying to get rid of your handcuffs "

by Lapinouche March 20, 2019