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A very fancy cigar. Usually wrapped with a layer of 24 karat gold.
"What r u doing?"
"I am indulging in a Cigartess, my good sir."
Cigartess by fluidoing February 27, 2026
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cigareservation 

A Native-American reservation, or a publicly accessible segment thereof, which exists or appears to exist primarily to purvey cheap tobacco products and/or alcohol.
We had to drive two hours out of Vegas to find a halfway decent cigareservation; all the nearer ones have gone upscale.
cigareservation by Shiney November 27, 2005

CigarWeasel 

Defined as a person that has the gifted ability to obtain a cigar from another cigar smoker, manufacturer, cigar shop, etc. for free. Usually requires some crafty guise in some fashion or another to obtain the cigar without coming right out and asking.
CigarWeasel: Hey Chief are you going to be at the show? If so I have heard great things about your cigar would really like to try it.

CigarMaker: Oh thank you for the kind words I will bring some with me and give you one to try! Classic old school CigarWeasel move by the way..
CigarWeasel by CigarWeasel July 8, 2011

Cigarisslut 

Someone who intentionally fills their oraphices with cigars or other like-shaped objects as a means to achieve sexual conquest in a homosexual manner; someone who likes N~Sync
That dude dressed in drag with the platinum hair is nothing more than a dirty Cigarisslut.
Cigarisslut by Commiebomb91 May 2, 2011

Cigarest 

A cooler way of saying cigarette butt.
"Wow, how much do you smoke?"
"What do you mean?"
"There's like twenty cigarests here"
Cigarest by Melvurt June 8, 2017

Clartess 

An Anarchist that usually drinks water in kid's glasses. She loves to provoke the police because she's an ACAB. Probably bisexual. She loves to annoy people, but mostly her girlfriend. Has a lot of talent in acting and writing. Smokes a lot of blunts. She loves mojitos but only really well made ones or she'll get mad. She loves sadomasochism, but she's a bottom and she hides it. 100% Fake top energy
" Clartess, pass the joint "
" Clartess, stop trying to get rid of your handcuffs "
Clartess by Lapinouche March 20, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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