Chutiya Theorem

A formula for cheap individuals to hustle their way through life. Usually involves maximizing the amount of profit you can get while being extremely frugal/cheap. Often called the immigrant mindset. Loves any kind of deal or sale. Can involve scamming/cheating.

Friend 1: Yo u should try BIG JAYS Shawarma dude they got a deal of 5 wraps for 50 cents.
Friend 2: Bro 50 cents from a random store? R the wraps just made of pure seed oil slop? Why don't u just invest in a normal wrap from a quality location? Like one for $12?
Friend 1: Bro ru dumb why would I do that when I'm spending 10 cents per wrap with this deal?
Friend 2: Man mfs will rlly eat pure sludge if they save money...u must have a PhD in chutiya theorem bro...

Chutiya Theorem by topkanglu April 6, 2026

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Chutiya Theorem

A formula for cheap individuals to hustle their way through life. Usually involves maximizing the amount of profit you can get while being extremely frugal/cheap. Often called the immigrant mindset. Love any kind of deal or sale. Can involve scamming/cheating.

Friend 1: Yo you should try BIG JAYS Shawarma dude they got a deal of 5 wraps for 50 cents.
Friend 2: Bro 50 cents from a random store? Are the wraps just made of pure seed oil slop? Why don't u just invest in a normal wrap from a quality location? Like one for $12?
Friend 1: Bro ru dumb why would I do that when I'm spending 10 cents per wrap with this deal?
Friend 2: Man mfs will rlly eat pure sludge if they save money...u must have a PhD in chutiya theorem bro...

Chutiya Theorem by topkanglu April 6, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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