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Cap'n Crunch Hole 

The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.
Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.
Cap'n Crunch Hole by Seabald September 13, 2016

church hole 

The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex
Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
church hole by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017