Chug and Tug

Begins with a 6 pack of Miller High Life. After that is done, you choke the chicken. Take about a 5 minute intermission cig. break...chug a beer and commence to the rubbing out.

Proceed until passed out, but lock the door or your roommate may walk in.

Man, I walked in the front door to see porno blazing on the TV and diddy passed out with lotion, beer, and his hand on his wee wee...looks like suzy boobies is gone and diddy had a chug and tug party! Silly Diddy!

Chug and Tug by Dids December 28, 2005

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tug and chug

a blowjob, with vigorous hand manipulation, concluded by swallowing

Bro 1: Hey did you fuck that girl last night?
Bro 2: Nah, she was on her period, so she just gave me a little tug and chug.

tug and chug by twistedbrotha May 24, 2009

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Tug and Chug

Kalum, the guy who is 4"8 and thinks he's massive. Loves Michael (The Beta Male)

Guy: Hey how are you doing Tug and Chug,

Kalum: Im doing good thanks, just spoke to the law teacher

Tug and Chug by CALLUM IS TUG March 14, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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