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chuff nugget 

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks
"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"
chuff nugget by Pax September 15, 2003

Chuff Nugget 

A nugget of shit that gets stuck and entangled in the hairs around your ass hole. And when you remove it is a solid piece of shit with lots if hairs stuck in it. That is a chuff nugget!!!
I just pulled a huge Chuff Nugget out of my ass!!!

cuff nugget 

The act of cupping your palm behind your ass in an attempt to "catch" the offending odor which seeps from the anus like a roving green cloud. Once properly captured, you then raise it to the victim's face while they have their attention diverted and open your steaming Christmas present with a flick of your wrist. Watch as your "friend" slowly drifts into a methane coma.
"wow bro, He didn't see that cuff nugget coming! He's going to taste that for days!"
cuff nugget by Schocker May 30, 2008
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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