chuck noriss

A misspelling of Chuck Norris.

Not Chuck Noriss, it's Norris - two R, one S!

by Steven X March 1, 2008

chuck noriss

Chuck Noriss is the ultimate man, he has rugged good looks, awesome fighting style and can kill anyone with a simple roundhouse kick, he is also a filmstar and no one will work with him for fear of getting a round house to the face, if he decided to take over the world, no one will be able to stop him

It has once been said Chuck Noriss doesn't sleep...he waits

Chuck Noriss doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

by Bundy Circle December 24, 2005

Chuck Noris

Duh Duh Duh, someone forgot an "r."

It's Chuck Norris, not Chuck Noris, doofus.

by McIrish April 27, 2006

Chuck Norissed

Verb:Chuck norrised is when you die.

Hey Conan O brian was Chuck Norissed yesterday.

by Allie Zaki January 5, 2009

Chuck Noris

You better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!

its spelt Chuck Norris not Chuck noris, id tell you to run but there's no point, he will find you!

by jobflobadobyob January 14, 2011

Chuck Noris

When you ejaculate in a girl's face then round house kick her.

I "Chuck Norised" the shit outta that bitch

by Ronald Regan June 18, 2005

Chuck Noris

Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.

Mess with Chuck Noris and you will meet an untimely death.

by Coron July 16, 2008