Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.

Mess with Chuck Noris and you will meet an untimely death.

Chuck Noris by Coron July 16, 2008

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Chuck Noris

an easily made fun of celeberty.

chuck noris's tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried

Chuck Noris by joe ben-avie December 28, 2005

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Chuck Noris

The most incredible creature ever to live. Also a sex god with a huge penis.

I saw chuck noris and now I don't know what to beleive in.

Chuck Noris by Jacky8888 November 7, 2013

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chuck noris fist

To fist your parter so hard in the asshole that your fist comes out their mouth

That chuck noris fist i got yesterday gave me heart burn

chuck noris fist by Deniserodmansdick May 21, 2018

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