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Chuck Noris 

You better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!
its spelt Chuck Norris not Chuck noris, id tell you to run but there's no point, he will find you!
Chuck Noris by jobflobadobyob January 14, 2011

Chuck Noris 

When you ejaculate in a girl's face then round house kick her.
I "Chuck Norised" the shit outta that bitch
Chuck Noris by Ronald Regan June 18, 2005

Chuck Noris 

Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.
Mess with Chuck Noris and you will meet an untimely death.
Chuck Noris by Coron July 16, 2008

Chuck Noris 

an easily made fun of celeberty.
chuck noris's tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried
Chuck Noris by joe ben-avie December 28, 2005

Chuck Noris 

The most incredible creature ever to live. Also a sex god with a huge penis.
I saw chuck noris and now I don't know what to beleive in.
Chuck Noris by Jacky8888 November 7, 2013

chuck noris fist 

To fist your parter so hard in the asshole that your fist comes out their mouth
That chuck noris fist i got yesterday gave me heart burn
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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