Chubeytard

A conspicuous individual that only lives life only to make his chosen people better in fantasy sports. He doesn't care about the well being of his team other than stockpiling smarter snakes with valuable players through trades and shiesty deals.

Damn! Steve is really a fucking chubeytard..I mean why did he trade Mookie Betts for a sack of potatoes. That shit is whack bro.

Chubeytard by PrinceAdam June 13, 2018

chubtard

one who is obese or chubby, and looks like a mongaloid or "looks" like they have down syndrome. any person who eats puffy and or hot cheetos in excess. easily identified by dumb look on their face ALL THE TIME or orange or red fingers.

KID 1: That damn chubtard down the street keeps eating my kittens.
KID 2: how can you tell?
KID 1: cause the radioactive orange and fury shits he leaves my lawn every morning.

chubtard by el CHACAL January 1, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012