Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008

The Chronicles of Narnia

The act of getting high from marajuanna use. The Lion is a synonym for marajuanna and when you get high, you "arrive" in narnia.

Tom: Hey, wanna do the chronicles of narnia
Jim: Sure, I have the lion with me

by B.J.I March 30, 2009

Chronicles of Narnia

1.)A codename used to describe smoking some chronic.
2.)A really shitty movie thats plot is shit wrapped up in a bunch of bloody tampons

*In front of parents*
Paul- "Hey David do you want to go watch Chronicles of Narnia with me?"
David- "Mom can I, can I please?"
Mom- "Sure, chronicles of narnia is good shit"

by John Brennecke May 1, 2006