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Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
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by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018
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Jun 22 Word of the Day
Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
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by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018
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A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
Alexander: that number 40 is complete shit
Max: yea he's the literal definition of a Chromebook
by JVFerda April 09, 2017
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A shitty laptop that cost $200 that can't run 1080p videos, download steam, or even have a caps lock button.
A Chromebook is equivalent to sandpaper with glass on the front.
by loafed_meat February 24, 2018
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a piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that cost 200 fucking dollars and doesn't even have Microsoft Word. AKA the Chromebook is literally a piece of shit and the definition is shit. It sucks because it is made by Google.
ok class we are going to use the Chromebooks
by DICKEATTER9001 November 15, 2017
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A sack of shit that costs over $200.
< Joe > Man, I've owned the same Chromebook for years, and it still sucks shit no matter what I do.

< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.

< Joe > Good idea!
by GR1F May 05, 2015
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