The chromebook is the all time worst os and laptop ever running so badly windows 0.0.1 could run better
by TheSavageSandwich August 19, 2018
The one thing all schools should get rid of.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Caden: Man those Chromebooks really suck, don't they?
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
by AlphaDefines_607 January 27, 2020
by blxk10.08 November 03, 2019
That's right, it's not a laptop, it's a chromebook. Completely overrated low-cost hardware with an extremely bare-bones OS. Google Chrome itself was already overrated and lame, but now it's even worse. No CD/DVD drive (part of Google's stupid "keeping up with the times" bullcrap), very low internal storage because they expect everyone to be online, what little OS features it offers almost 100% strictly online, and the worst part of it is - they aim to "replace" the laptop with this. Makes no sense when the chromebook is hardly a computer. This is obviously geared more towards school and businesses, but even then, wow. I couldn't imagine this for business, you'd be better off with Windows XP. And Windows 7, Microsoft's last good OS, is fine for schools. All google wants is change. Pathetic, google...
These days, all these companies want to make everything obsolete and change unnecessary things. Google is notorious for this. *COUGH*new logo*COUGH* screw your Chromebooks!
by RokkenWithDokken February 09, 2018
A pice of metal thats only use is to tourture kids in school. It is not able to play games you have to manualy enable flash and the videos are such low quality. All you can do is work, take pictures, and suffer. It is 200$ thats insane for how trash it is.
by Mr.McDonalds December 10, 2019
A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.
School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
by Grayinator August 28, 2019
Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.
Actually a computer worth nothing at all
Actually a computer worth nothing at all
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