christmas songs

songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that

my version of the christmas song "deck the halls"

Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!

and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created

christmas songs by Patrick from Atown December 3, 2006

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christmas song

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.

What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.

Oh. Okay

christmas song by Mel Torme December 14, 2006

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Christmas Song

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This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)

Christmas Song by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

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Christmas Song

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Christmas Song by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

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Christmas Song

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This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)

Christmas Song by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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