Christian is a guy unlike any other. He is the perfect combination of stereotypes in high school novels, the jock, the prom king, the joker and the player. The things that Christian values above all are honesty and cup size. Christian would win Love Island based solely on deluded god complex. His Love like his trust is finite, it is a resource only awarded to those who earn it. Christian has the ability to make any girl fall in love with him, even if that girl happens to be a high school chemistry teacher. He achieves this using a mixture of his irresistible charisma and surprising intelligence. The guy has the ability to achieve great things academically, but only of he got of his ass and stopped being so lazy. To conclude, you cant help but fall in love with a Christian, stay vigilant. It is important to know that if you dig deep enough and scrape away all the dickhead, Christian is actually a decent friend and person overall, plus, hes mad good looking which is a bonus.
Its prom night "Christian" is probably on the prowl
Don't mind "Christian" he means well
by The_Count_ June 24, 2019
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A boy who is very charming and nice. He is also very cute no matter what. He can make you smile just by seeing his smile or one of the simplist of texts. He is a great friend and if you're lucky enough, you may get t have him as your boyfriend. Any girl who is lucky enough to have him shoud be thankful. He is amazing.
Woah! You're so lucky that Christian asked you out!
by madsexy. July 23, 2011
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Christian is someone who is smart and handsome. He is creative and very attractive. he is often good with the lady's. He is very athletic and funny. He is also a joy to have around.
Hey who's that attractive kid. Oh that's Christian
by smartnhandsome October 20, 2013
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Often used to describe a hot guy with cool hair. He can often be shy and easily embarrassed. Christian's have an underlying sacastic streak and are usually wicked funny. If you meet a Christian hold on to him he is good find.
Did you see that guy he was so Christian.
by Ann Nixon April 13, 2011
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A misinterpreted, misunderstood faith. as you can see in many entries below. Christianity HAS been used to do things in "The Name of God" that God would never have wanted (ie. killing your parents, raping small children and mothers, stalkers, racial segregation etc.) But to give a perfect definition of Christianity - you would have to read the New Testament of the Holy Bible and see how Jesus Christ lived. He is the perfect definition of Christianity...afterall, that's where it all started. Before judging Christians, please meet a REAL one (a down-to-earth one) to show you what it's all about. Not with words, but in their actions.
NOT A CHRISTIAN: *Person standing on a box, screaming, "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL"*.

A REAL CHRISTIAN: A person who is humble, who shows by their ACTIONS louder than their WORDS that they have something different(Jesus).
by JekkaRae June 29, 2005
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A child who has uncontrollable bowels. He poops everywhere which causes him to go batshit crazy. He’s the kind of guy your mom tells you to be nice too.
β€œWhere did all this poop come from?”
β€œOh, that was Christian.”
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Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.
Girl 1: I want Christian to be my bf
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him
by NG1234 December 12, 2018
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