Christ in Asshole

An expression to show displessure, anger, misfortune, or frustration.

<just lost in SSBM> jesus! christ in asshole! fuck.

by Nick March 15, 2004

Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009